Brown-Nosed Marsupial

Describes someone who at first appears to be very original or independent, but when it comes down to it actually goes out of their way to kiss up to their boss or superiors.

You know when I first met you, I thought you were cool, but after seeing you sucking up to the boss, I now realize you're just another brown-nosed marsupial

by Spirit-Chickadee December 5, 2010

Daria Prout Marsupilami

That's the horrible feeling you get when one of your earphones dies and you have to listen to your music with only one ear. You try to listen anyway but you can't pass through it.

— Man, one of my earphones died while one the bus and I had to listen to (What's the Story) Morning Glory with just my right ear. Totally Daria Prout Marsupilami'd my day!
— I feel you...

by Gros_Tas September 6, 2020

doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

Yeah, Markus

Something you say to someone when someone does something even remotely incorrect

Person 1: Places a lego brick SLIGHTLY incorrect
Person 2: Yeah, Markus

by Cherrywastaken August 25, 2022

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

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What I call homo-sapiens wgo are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025