mandilion

prettiest flower in the world :

i was picking mandilions in the park.

yeah my names mandi, i like flowerss....just be quiet ^-^

by mandiii :] January 6, 2007

Mandivider

A Mandivider is a sofa cushion used as a buffer between two men forced to sit too close to each other on a sofa.

Hey dude, throw us a mandivider.

by slinny August 17, 2010

MacDiverr

Any item or combination thereof that can be used as a dildo in an emergency situation.

During my business trip I was lacking my virbrating jello whip, therefore I had to devise a Macdiverr plan and use freshly slain goats spleen.

by Another Will and Clint Production June 22, 2006

mandicament

When you and your girls are trying to get your freak on. And more than one homie tries to grind on yo shit. Then you can't decide which hung mofo to put yo shit on. You in a bind/mandicament.

Yo Leroy is stacked on my left. And Keeshawn is poppin on my rizzle. Which one do I pick. Fuck this Mandicament!

by unicycles in toyland February 24, 2010

mandicotic

acting like a pysco, flipping out on kids, chocking dogs, putting cats in the dryer, and posting shit on facebook about how shit pisses you off. and flipping the fuck out for no reason because you are a pysco.

Don't make me go mandicotic on your ass!!

by timberlandfoil March 6, 2010

Mandvice

1.) Advice from Mandy. Usually sound, logical and practical advice that will help get you through any situation.

2.) Advice from a good friend.

Hey man, I was thinking about your problem and you need to get some Mandvice. You should go talk to Mandy...

by RamFanBalling07 February 23, 2011

Mantivities

The act of performing any such activities deemed "manly" such as watching sports while drinking beer and eating chips.

It's the weekend - I've worked all week so let's get the guys together for some mantivities.

by The Don Chuckyyy August 7, 2011