An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
Get the mammary magnetismmug. by 👩👩+☕ March 6, 2021
Get the buzz magnetsmug. by Scentedmeat September 20, 2018
Get the prune magnetmug. No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.
Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!
by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021
Get the Pain Magnetmug. The legendary piss magnet was discovered by Fin and Samuel, legend has it that if you piss in the right spot, it opens a portal to the shadow realm and is never to be seen again, there is only one known survivor of the shadow realm the legendary sorcerer Fetel.
by Christopher Columbus_1451 April 17, 2023
Get the Piss Magnetmug. Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.
A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."
Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
by SunnyMuffinss April 7, 2011
Get the Sketch Magnetmug. Fight-magnet: A person who is bound to or easily get involved in a physical fight at any public place with little provocation.
Eg:- We are going out partying tonight, so please leave your brother at home. Once he drinks, he becomes a "fight-magnet" and we don't want trouble.
by sleekspirit23 July 13, 2016
Get the fight-magnetmug.