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mammary magnetism

An irresistibly-strong EMF-field produced by female breast-tissue, and which reacts with the iron in a man's blood and forcibly draws him towards said sumptuous chest-pillows. Just like a regular lodestone, "size matters" --- the greater the quantity (or should I say, "quantitty") of said "polar protoplasm", the stronger the magnetic pull it produces; this is why guys tend to be more attracted to gals with bigger boobs.
Buxom gal: I tried the old "tinfoil hat" strategy --- i.e., lining my bras/bikini-tops with aluminum food-wrap --- in the hopes that it would reduce my mammary magnetism, but I didn't really notice much difference... guys still keep staring at my boobs and trying to feel me up whenever they have a chance.
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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male magnet

A girl that attracts the male gender
by Hurhurhur. July 6, 2017
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magnets milo

my best friend ever omg slay, we may be exes, but hes one of the cool ones ya knowww. so like slay idk what to put here Milo is super cool and amazing anc cool and hes also pretty -Mira
"MILO IS GAY" "MAGNETS MILO DISCORD"
by MiraKamakura'sSlvt May 15, 2022
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mamas magnet

A "mamas magnet", describes someone who constantly feels the need to be around their mothers to an unnatural extent. In the same way a magnets would attract to an object.
Omg, Jake is such a mamas magnet. He even followed his mom to the bathroom.
by Gisanchez July 29, 2017
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money magnet

a place where you seem to be wasting too much of your hard owned money.
i go on that web cite jasmin.man!..that place is a money magnet!
by pussy bee March 17, 2020
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Man magnet

A person who makes dumb Men simp for them
That person person sure is a man magnet
by Jajduw June 1, 2020
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Sketch Magnet

Someone who constantly attracts attention from sketchy people.

A sketch magnet may or may not enjoy the shady people who always want to associate with them.
Girl 1: "Yeah, remember that sleazy guy I hooked up with back in the day? He wants to hang out again next time he's in town."

Girl 2: "Gross. You're such a sketch magnet."
by SunnyMuffinss April 7, 2011
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