Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
Get the Hairy Lightning Strikemug. by crazygirllll December 9, 2021
Get the Lightning McQueen Fastmug. Thunder, feel the thunder thunder. Lightning before the thunder thunder. Thunder. Thuthuthunder thunder.
by MASTERoftheWisdom April 18, 2018
Get the lightning before the thundermug. To be really hammered to the point of not wanting another drink because you will either fall or puke but having another drink anyway. When you do this you know your going to be extremely drunk but you keep drinking anyway.
John: Bro I cant have another drink I am just too hammered I can barely stand
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
Joe: Bro have another shot, just ride the white lightning
John: Well this is a pretty sweet party, guess its time to ride the white lightning, thanks man
by iBooze May 21, 2011
Get the ride the white lightningmug. 1. A very funny battle cry you can say before owning somebody's ass.
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
It is most notably used by Satan in the film "Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny".
"This is Sparta!"; "Yippie-kay-yay, motherfucker"; "You are terminated"; "Suck on this"; etc.
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
guy 1: "Dude, you're mom's a cock juggling thunder cunt!"
Guy 2: "WTF?! Taste my lightning, FUCKER!" *Punch*
by The Desolate One April 18, 2008
Get the taste my lightning, fucker!mug. Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: This is a theoritical rocket engine that is based on the principles of cause an effect. Artificial lightning is discharged towards an ionized gas. When the lightning strikes the gas, it propels the craft forward at near the speed of light. The engine is designed to be used in the vacuum of space under zero gravity.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: is used to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light. The engine that is used to move a spacecraft at the speed of light. Any rocket engine that makes use of artificial lightning to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light.
by Dr. Patricia Pystrum January 10, 2010
Get the Lightning Propulsion Rocket Enginemug. Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.
by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009
Get the Admiral Wolverine Lightning Boltmug.