relay lights

The lights that must be turned on and off in a sequential order so you can safely make it from one area of the house to another when it is dark.

I came in through the back door and had to set relay lights in the kitchen, the dining room and finally my room. I then had to turn the relay lights off in that order: the back door light, the kitchen light, and then the dining room light so I could safely make it to my room without tripping over chairs or hitting counter tops or walls.

by Mandevar December 27, 2009

chem light

Military Glow-stick

We used chem lights for a disco party in Iraq

by us_soldier February 26, 2014

the white light

a term used to define what it looks like when you're about to die. Also can be used to describe the shaven area of pubes on a pale, hairy ass italian kid.

Ed would have the white light if he shaved his pubes.

by eljefe June 17, 2008

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Negative light

To make someone feel less sure about or have less trust in something or someone.

After I was found out to have fucked the boss, I was cast in a negative light.

by cpetkunas July 1, 2020

Lights of Censoring

A blinding light emited from exposed private areas, it is often used in anime to censor nude scenes.

After lifting her skirt, he was blinded by the Lights of Censoring.

The Lights of Censoring allows otherwise explicit shows to be aired.

by fufulord October 9, 2014

Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.

I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.

by Dr. Claw July 29, 2009