Lenton Sainos

The home of sweet treats and potential ops.

Hey babe, did you wanna go and get cookies from Lenton Sainos

by NOTTSSSSSSSSS October 6, 2025

Lenton scratch

The art of rubbing one’s pussy on a man’s leg

Example 1
Girl 1: “I got that aussie itch baaaaaad today, my bf was too tired to jeet”
Girl 2: “girl you need a good old fashioned lenton scratch”

Example 2
Girl 1: “Had the best time of my life last night lenton scratching all over James’ leg“
Girl 2: “wow did he enjoy it too?”
Girl 1: “he was asleep.”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

Lentil Muncher

An idiotic, lazy or incompetent person

Dave did absolutely no work today, what a lentil muncher

by Paffyboi777 January 8, 2026

Lentils Day

The last Sunday in May. Dedicated to drinking with the boys. Usually at spoons

Person 1: Bret, Josh, Luke and Dan are getting absolutely smashed this Sunday
Person 2: Oh yeah, why’s that?
Person 1: Are you crazy? It’s Lentils Day!!

by Paffyboi777 January 9, 2026

Full-lengths

hair tried to be worn attractively framing your face, but in reality, it looks like stringy carp hanging off your scalp

"Way to mess up your full-legnths"

by Mac November 1, 2003

Meccing Lentil

A mythical creature with a rubbery face, an abundance of hair, and long claws. A documentary, done by Abuda North Coast Productions, called "Attack of the Meccing Lentil" can be found circulating in underground movie and monster enthusiast circles. In the case of the movie, the Meccing Lentil turned out to be a hoax perpetrated by Billy.

Ahhh! Run for your lives, it's the Meccing Lentil!

by geekordork November 16, 2003

man length

An erect appendage, more commonly found on a man.

"The other day i saw a movie which consisted of various women sampling man length".

by b-sampler December 8, 2010