tea leaf

a jackass, retard, dumbass, unintelligent person, one who is ignorant and doesnt know any better.

person 1- did you understand that joke?
person 2- uhhh noooo, did you???
person 1- you friggin tea leaf.

by Ashrafistheman January 22, 2006

fuck a leaf

Canadian slang for an American girl or guy wanting to fuck a Canadian.

I still haven't crossed off fuck a leaf off of my bucket list we should go to Canada this summer.

by LAFD27 August 4, 2017

leaf thief

someone who doesn't pay for there own pot

hey bro quit being a leaf thief and go buy your own jib

by S.J.24 April 1, 2011

Four Leaf Clover

When four guys assfuck a single girl, at the same time.

Jack: "I heard that Phil's girlfriend cheated on him last night with FOUR other guys. Word is they all got drunk and did the Four Leaf Clover."

John: "Is that shit even legal?"

by PhrozynWynd January 23, 2011

canadian maple leaf

when you piss the shape of a Canadian maple leaf on a girls back

i just gave her a canadian maple leaf.

by mark minadeo September 29, 2008

Leaf

A skinny child who weighs less than a stick

Paola called Noah Pendley a leaf

by Nessalitbro September 17, 2017

leaf up

before sex, crazy make out session, a bunch of horny things like, dry sex,

Duuuude, we should leaf up now!

by Kraloxisal Butt April 4, 2009