knob ticket

Like a hall pass for the ladies. If a deal is made where the lucky lady does chore to which the man is pleased with, she gets rewarded with receiving a knob ticket where she uses it at any time at her discretion

Girlfriend: here's your sandwich babe

Boyfriend: thank you! And for your reward accept this knob ticket at your disposal at any time!

by Moot athletic June 19, 2014

Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

Knob Cheese

There are two uses of the word Knob Cheese.
(1) The gunky crap found around the tip of a males penis when not cleaned properly
(2) An offensive word to call someone

(1) "Dude, what the fuck, I'm not sucking you off until you get rid of your knob cheese"
(2) "You're a fucking piece of knob cheese"

by JustTheTruth123 August 29, 2016

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

knob flow

the blood that flows to the penis when excited sometimes resulting in a nudge of the penis or a full erection.

jimmy: hey stewie, "did you see mrs. chang's panties when she bent over to pick up the chalk? it gave me knob flow"

stewie: " i second the knob flow, any longer and i would of spontaneously jizzed on myself."

jimmy and stewie in unison: "thx mrs. chang for the knob flow show"

mrs. chang: "herro class, today we will learn......".

by mr. knob johnson September 10, 2010

Cock-knob

A sexually selfish male, who does not reciprocate oral sex.

Logan is such a cock-knob, he got a blowjob from Lexi, but did not reciprocate the act of oral pleasure.

by Indu Thyme March 31, 2023

knob hands

(British English)

A man's hands made unclean due to neglecting to perform the necessary ablutions after using the bathroom.

Oi, all the taps are broken! That means that bloke coming out of the gents' has knob hands.

by greted September 15, 2016