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Kiwi

A nickname usually for those who are amazing. Kiwis are very beautiful and delicate birds, and this should be used to describe a person who is simply that. Kiwis are also very sweet fruits, which describes that of a Kiwis personality
Him 1: She’s perfect in every way.
He 2: That’s a Kiwi if I’ve ever seen one.
by The smooth talker November 18, 2019
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Kiwi Day

Kiwi day, kiwi is even more powerful on this day and everyone must become kiwi
Person 1: hey you know what day it is! Kiwi Day!
Person 2: what on earth are you ta- *kiwifies*
by slimecicle lover fr December 14, 2023
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Kansas Kiwi

It's when the gerbil (or other small mammal) crawls back out of the rectum
"So when the Kansas kiwi...you know... is it dry and crusty when it emerges?"
"No. No, it's wet."
by Paintbait August 8, 2020
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the kiwi fruit

When a large gentleman who's wearing short shorts bends over exposing his large kiwi fruits.
Hey Rob, Fergs got the kiwi fruit out again
by Fergs kiwi fruit September 2, 2017
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Kiwi

The ACTUAL inventors of pavlovas.

Uhhhh, kiwis are usually seen at the dairy or in new zealand, both basically the same.
Person: Australians invented pavlova
Kiwis:NO YA FUKIN GRUNT YOU WET AS SOCK.
by Vassie_thy_meme_god October 28, 2019
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pussy kiwi

When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.
My girl made me a pussy kiwi last night and it was delicious!
by Jewish Rape victims April 19, 2017
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Kiwi

Kinda like a slave.

The average people of New Zealand, a country in the South Pacific with extreme centrist politics and deep resentment for anything that suffers. They’re lovely people, just don’t expect them to care much about anything outside their sphere.

Rogernomics has pervaded every aspect of the known universe to the typical kiwi, a blind and gormless creature trapped on an island under dark and mysterious foreign influences. Socially defined by the legacy of Jimmy Busby (a legendary Aussie pisshead,) together Billy Hobson and his Merry Band of Psychopaths, The NZ Police, better known as ‘The Pigs’, continue to enforce the marginalisation of anything that looks weird to them, thus defining the general mood of entitled NIMBYism amongst kiwis, the aspiring Mum & Dad Investor.

Whilst kiwis are held up as an emblem of New Zealand, they are in fact quite rare. Most of them are actually experimental automatons, deployed to model optimal consumer behaviour in order to test new and novel population level manipulation techniques in a controlled environment. Kiwis are test subjects, mostly ignorant of their surreptitious paradigm of self determination and participation in wider society.
When we first arrived in New Zealand, my family and I were so grateful for the opportunity. Kiwis were so nice and welcoming and everybody was so kind, I got a job in a taxi which paid almost as much as I earned as an orthopaedic surgeon in India. The hospitals here are fine establishments, the kiwi doctors were very professional when my son was beaten to bloody pulp at school for being different. Our kiwi landlord is a kind man, he’s giving us a big discount so we only pay $22,000 a month for a very comfortable apartment in Sandringham, and there are only nine families sharing two showers and three toilets! I’m sure he will repair the holes and leaks soon, it’s only been three years since we mentioned it to him and he’s very busy with all his RSE workers.
by Mr42 November 17, 2021
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