Keyden Firestone

An inconsiderable jerk who beats his girlfriend and calls people terrible names. he likes to beat people for the thrill.
He cussess and makes inappropriate jokes.

Do not be like Keyden Firestone.

by AMps the wolf March 18, 2019

KeyDart

Somebody who’s on point to getting the best solution

The director said “That Guy right there is keydart he’s always on point”.

by YE-ScOoBySnAcKs-ET June 11, 2019

keyboard rape

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keyboard rape

by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020

Kaydon

Kaydon is the most loyal friend you’ll meet. Sometimes he can’t be bothered with girls, but when he does he pulls bare gyal. Also he has a huge dong.

Kaydon has a huge dong

by Harry:)))) October 4, 2020

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021

kedongdong

A type of fruit that can be found in tropical regions commonly made into juice.

Shaun, want to taste my kedongdong?

by Ten Yeezys January 19, 2021

kendoism

claiming to know someone more than they know themselves without any evidence, the word itself came from kendo sticks which are wooden sticks used in the modern Japanese martial art as a reference of using the wooden stick against an actual sword

kendoism: a claim of knowing a person more than they know themselves
examples
person1: I don't like fries
person2: no, you do I know you do
person1: no I never liked them not once in my life
person2: i know you do stop lying

by a passing stranger October 15, 2021