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Spicey Juan

Dipping your finger into a jar of hot salsa and then sticking said finger in your lovers asshole. Resulting in a Spicey Juan!
Peter asked Joy to give him a Spicey Juan!
by Mgmcbride52 April 1, 2017
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Don Juan

Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.
by Jorge Buitrago September 9, 2020
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juan mario

Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied
by Khuan November 22, 2021
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juan flip

its when juan the (w)horse jumps back and kills the rider
MAN THAT (w)horse DID A JUAN FLIP
by liggahrar August 19, 2022
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Juan's Noose

Rhyming slang in French Algerian for the Anus

Also the name of the capital of the nation state Democratic Republic of French Algeria
For his birthday she let him have the Juan's Noose

The beautiful and majestic hilled city of Juan's Noose!
by electric zulu February 23, 2019
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Juan Brain

its a phrase that you say when someone screws up and you need to call them dumb without saying dumb.
damn it you screwed up, your such a "Juan Brain"
by impostsus May 27, 2021
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juan reyes

doesn't know how to talk to girls + he can't pull bitches + ratio + counter ratio + yb did it first
"juan reyes gets no pussy"
by qwwdfqfwqwf November 29, 2021
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