Jonathan

A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge

“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”

Jonathan by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018

Jonathan

A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.

Wow! what a Jonathan!

Jonathan by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018

Jonathan

A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject

Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.

Jonathan by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019

Jonathan

Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.

Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch”

Jonathan by imhabesha March 16, 2019

Jonathan

A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them

Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.

Jonathan by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019

jonathan

He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.

ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick

jonathan by the best pimp April 23, 2019

Jonathan

A nigga dat is a sneaker head dat will always get in trouble, who is thirsty 4 dat a$$ gets all the hoes and th0ts dat flexes all his money and is a g0d at 2k.

Damn u such a Jonathan

Jonathan by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019