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A kid who is a bit weird, he seems nice at first but he turns out to be super annoying and you want to nudge him off a bridge
“Do you know Jonathan”
“Yeah, that kid is mad annoying, let’s beat him up
“Sure”
Jonathan by MidgetEinstein14 November 24, 2018
A boy who wants to become a danish citizen and has to obey his master Simon to collect 100 danish points so he can become a dane.
Jonathan by Denmark>Sweden December 18, 2018
Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
Jonathan you are annoying af
Ak: “Jonathan your dads a bitch
Jonathan by imhabesha March 16, 2019
A fuckin weirdo, that one kid that tries to hit on every girl yet still seems to get rejected by all of them
Jonathan keeps sliding in my dms ew.
Jonathan by hillbillybongbong March 19, 2019
A lil pussy who talks big behind your back but when confronted, turns to a complete wimp. No accomplishments, can’t talk to girls at all. A total 60 year old virgin and a football team reject
Jonathan is such a wimp. He talks bad behind my back and says nothin when confronted. What a puss puss.
Jonathan by Dr. Penguin 101234 March 3, 2019
He is a guy that loves BIG BLACK COCK and loves sucking on it for DAYS.
ey Guys! Run a Jonathan is near!! get away before he starts to suck your dick
jonathan by the best pimp April 23, 2019