Jizz-wad

A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.

jizz-wad , fucked, dick

by Thirdtimesacharm September 6, 2010

Jizz Curse

The Jizz Curse is the reason for everything wrong in the world. After Nigger Jizz was released into the world he swore vengeance on Jizz and doomed everything he supported. Jizz Curse has been known to create COVID-19, the losses of Yang and Sanders, and the rise of Trump. It must be stopped at all costs.

God dammit the Jizz Curse caused the coronavirus pandemic.

by MarkAntony23 June 2, 2020

Jizz Overload

when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'

After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload

What.... all over your computer?

Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me

by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010

Jingle-Jizz

When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.

Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”

Stacy: “Ewww no way!”

by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019

jizz noodle

A penis the ejaculates without an erection.

I just rubbed IcyHot on my dick and I think I got a jizz noodle.

by CheckCheck0725 April 28, 2016

Mr Jizz

A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian

I see that Mr Jizz blew a massive load on Jessica

by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019

jizz smile

the face that a girl makes while taking a load, pretending to be happy but still pulling back each time a rope hits the target.

Pauli was really making a jizz smile as i creamed in her eyes

by nightman10 June 5, 2011