A fiction character that has superpowers that lets him blow a massive load every minute. He's a very attractive Caucasian/African/Asian
by Mr Jizz 2.0 October 14, 2019
Get the Mr Jizzmug. When a woman or man traps the other one into a relationship by means of a child, the child is the jizz ticket.
Did you here about shawnda? She hooked up with another doctor and now she's pregnant. I guess she finally got her jizz ticket.
by Brown3yw July 5, 2011
Get the Jizz Ticketmug. when you haven't ejaculated for a few days and you are involved in sexual activity - when you cum it's twice the amount you normally cum therefore being a 'Jizz Overload'
After coming back from the 4 day work conference, I was talking to Tracey online and had a huge Jizz Overload
What.... all over your computer?
Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
What.... all over your computer?
Nah - I had a couple of cum hankys on me
by Jaye Bombed August 9, 2010
Get the Jizz Overloadmug. Just as u pull out she farts and glazes her own brown eye. It starts as an anal creampie, then after the fart glaze the guy eats it. The girl (or guy to be fair to the dudes that like dudes) has to be face down during this
I was getting nasty with my chick last night and the best part was the jizz donut surprise on my face
by gorilla humper November 29, 2013
Get the jizz donutmug. When a “string” of cum is hanging between both the tip of the penis and any other object as if hung across like jingle bells.
Jennifer: “Last night, Mark took off his pants and he had jingle-jizz on his underwear!”
Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
Stacy: “Ewww no way!”
by Psychlopsis October 2, 2019
Get the Jingle-Jizzmug. by TheCantonCock December 18, 2014
Get the pre-jizzmug. by jizz ritual Man January 6, 2021
Get the jizz ritualmug.