jerkington

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.

Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

Jerkin Pox

A rash or excessive wear on ones penis from frequent masterbation. Usually found on those who haven't had sex in long time. Example: Married males, Priests, and virgins.

Man its been 6 months since I last got laid, I have given myself a bad case of Jerkin Pox ever since.

by xristopher cringle October 18, 2010

Hookah Jerking

When smoking a hookah with friends, one when having the hose pauses his smoking keeps it and tells a story or talks for a long time.

"**Breath**" "Dude you know what i did last night i played cod6 and i..."

"Stop Hookah Jerking, you hookah whore!"

by Adiopatichypersomnia November 20, 2009

Jello Jerkin

The act of jerking off with or in jello container, or placing in a zip lock bag leaving alitte open put between matress and fuck your matress!

I was jello jerkin my matress last night

Your dick tastes like jello

by kitty katttt October 20, 2009

Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins

A talking raccoon skull named after the legendary hero of World Of Warcraft.When Sheep Hager found the skull one night, he made it talk by lifting up the top part of its skull like puppet.After about an hour,Sheep's cousin's girlfriend Julie named him Leeroy Jenkins,Sheep then added the Onomonopoeia to distiguish the 2 different Leeroy Jenkins.The next day an aparatus was made by Sheep,his cousin jake,and another cousins friend Bradley so a string could be pulled and his mouth would move.Leeroy is scared of unknown noises.Not much is known about Leeroy before he met Sheep,except that he claims to have been in the Vietnam War.

* loud noise *
Leeroy: what was that!?!?
Sheep: relax Leeroy its just an owl.

Leeroy:You better respect Leeroy Onomonopoeia Jenkins,i was in 'Nam.

by Sheep Hager June 16, 2010

old man jenkins

an old guy that has been there all the time

wierd

There is old man jenkins with his jelope

by cool kid03 September 20, 2016

jigabu jenkins

a person, usually black, that loves fat chicks, acts white, and doesn't shower

that guy chasing that fat chick must be a jigabu jenkins.

by mah6ood October 27, 2010