A white prick who doesn’t give a shit
by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.
by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jared is a 7 foot tall Jewish man who knows 22 languages…including mandarin. He weighs 300 pounds of pure muscle and can be a bit of a herb. Has 12 fingers but knows how to use them and will whisper things in your ear that you just have to laugh off cause you can’t hear him…This is Jared
by Lovelove3412 February 14, 2023

from the musical dear evan hansen, jared kleinman is the BEST BOY. a sarcastic and sometimes mean asshole but he’s insecure and uses meanness as a defense mechanism. jared is a loyal friend but will sometimes call you an acorn for falling out of a tree and breaking your arm.
by luhduhquhwin October 17, 2021

by Fat Mano March 31, 2020

by Interaciallove April 28, 2022
