instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

Instagram

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!

OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.

by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020

Instagram

App where you post photos and sometimes videos, there is also cool filters.

Samatha: I posted a picture of you on Instagram girl!

Julia: ugh I hate you! You didn’t ask before posting.

by Lol Bella lol February 15, 2021

Instagram editers

Editers who think spin transition + Twixtor + Rap Music + Black Bars = FIRE AMV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Instagram editers - hEY LoOk its a instagram editer omg FUCKING DISGUSTING!

by Kameus February 20, 2021

Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.

My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...

by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022