Tinder husband

A tinder husband is someone who you really like, shown genuine interest, but would never truly wed.

I met my tinder husband last night - we both swiped right!

by TakYttiK May 3, 2020

Stubborn Husband Spicy Hot Dog

When the wife warns you to wear gloves before cleaning jalapeno peppers. You ignore the advise, then proceed to use the restroom. End results is husband is in pain, and pouring milk on his junk to ease the burning.

I had the stubborn husband spicy hot dog last week when I didn't put gloves on my hands before cleaning jalapeno peppers.

by WhoSaidItFirst October 28, 2025

Ex Husband

Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.

This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.

The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.

“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”

by Zaddy$$ April 6, 2023

My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.

Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”

by kys694203004 February 20, 2024

mountain husband

When a man take s care of a woman who is just a friend to him and gets totally taken advantage of.

He was her mountain husband until she turned into a complete Narcissistic bitch.

by OuttaCake August 19, 2022

jumps husband

a cool person

For D.I.C.E -Fuckasse

Woman:"Hey did you see jumps husband last night?"
Woman:"Yea jump is sooo lucky to have a person like him"

by Fuckasse Is a Bottom November 15, 2020

Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024