by Funbutter April 17, 2014
Get the tree humpmug. The incredibly awkward dance move that involves two dance partners that are dancing face to face, while one person moves up and down repeatedly in a quick motion.
Cory- OMG! Jenny just jay humped me for ten minutes straight at Nikki's party!
Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.
Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.
by teachmehowtojayhump April 22, 2011
Get the Jay Humpmug. by leonie May 14, 2003
Get the hump daymug. A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
by jonez77 February 19, 2003
Get the stump humpmug. To overtly perform an emotion, state-of-being or sentiment, when one has no direct experience with the thing performed. Inspired by Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah in May 2005. In telling about his love affair with Katie Holmes, Cruise jumped up and down like a rabid chimpanzee and, quite literally, humped the couch. The act of humping the couch is synonymous with being overly affected. As Cruise surely had no idea what it looks or feels like to be in love, he resorted to air humping near furniture.
Those kids at the Phish concert drive BMWs and live in the suburbs, yet they dress like hippies. All their talk about world peace is just humping the couch if you ask me.
by Eric J. Gordon August 27, 2005
Get the humping the couchmug. by DPRobb April 9, 2008
Get the starfish humpingmug. The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
Get the Hump Dialedmug.