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Hungarian Smoothie

A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
by Sean Ward October 29, 2006
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hung like a

Hung Like a:

A prefix which is usually followed by an animal infamous for having an exceptionally large or small penis. The meaning is that the person to whom the statement is directed has a penis of a similar size as that of the animal he is "hung" like.

I.E. He's really huge, or really tiny! Depends on the animal used.
Girl 1: My boyfriend Sampson is sooo fucking amazing in bed! He's hung like a horse!
Girl 2: Lucky bitch... I'm gonna dump Gerald, he's hung like a hamster!

Other examples include the sperm whale, donkey, horse-fly, bull... I could go on!
by The Definition of a Definition November 7, 2013
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Hung Bomb

The last piece of shit that just won't break off from your ass.
Damn it I got a hung bomb. Now I'm going to have to wipe it off.
by HufMyBone July 20, 2008
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Hungarian Nacho

You fuck a chick from behind till her pussy juice covers your balls and then you shove a jalapeno up her ass until she shits and tops the nachos with a hefty amount of Hungarian Ass Chili.
Man this room smells like a Hungarian Nacho.
by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011
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hung well

A Japanese sounding name used to describe someone who is well endowed
Jaclyn: what’s that new Asian guy’s name?
Suzanne: hung well or long wang?
Jaclyn: there’s something wrong with you.
by Lieutenant Hung Well May 27, 2020
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monkey hung

1. adj. A situation where two adolescent males are discovered naked by camera wielding adolescent females and in the mad scramble to cover their genitals, the boys grab the first thing they could find. Upon later examination of the photo evidence, it is learned that one boy grabbed a 3 foot tall trophy while the other boy grabbed a lame plaster statue of a surfing monkey. The term has grown to mean a feeling of ineptness. Trophy Hung
"Wow, after she laughed at me, I really feel like a monkey hung."
by JnglKng April 15, 2005
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Amanda Huang

A person who enjoys hashtagging people just for fun.
Probably of Asian descent.
Enjoys hitting people.
Dude, that was a totally Amanda Huang thing to do, stalking that guy's facebook page.
by monkeybutt92 June 29, 2011
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