hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippo dick

Big pp

that man's hippo po is looking like a snack,let me get some of that hippo dick.

by Snaccc June 3, 2020

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020

Hippocrispy

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

Hippo Nuke

When your mom jumps.

bro that Hippo Nuke was lit

by GlizzySock July 13, 2021

Hippomania57

Hippomania57 is a word used for a person who thinks they are all hard and big but the only thing they are hard to is there own mother.

Bro He acts such Hippomania57

by AnnoymousBlue March 22, 2022

Hippoed

It is when a homie rubs their titties or stomach all over the other persons face.

Big man mike just hippoed the shit out of me.

by TheBigHippoMonsterZ April 9, 2022