Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.

That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.

by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008

Hip Hop Hipster

A person who only accepts listening to underground hip hop and shuns mainstream hip hop.

Guy: Dude have you heard the new Jay-Z album!?!?
Hip Hop Hipster: No, Jay-Z is a sellout and so are all the other commercial rappers.

by Drooooooooooo September 4, 2010

Hipsterdufus

From the tv show Seinfeld. Hipsterdus=Kramer. Someone who is cool, enjoying life, and hip but also a little aloof and out of synch. Kramer is the quintessential hipsterdufus.

Jughead from the Archie comics might be considered a hipsterdufus.

Also that bongo playing guy on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

by Lady M June 25, 2004

Hippyism

Noun. The way of life that embraces the customs of the hippies. The customs of being peaceful and loving to all, accepting others for who they are, spreading happiness, and possibly engaging in the use of marijuana and/or hallucinogens.

If we all embraced Hippyism, the world would be a better place.

by Vaads January 6, 2008

Hipster Arrest

When hipsters intentionally try to get arrested being "political"/"occupying" a Street!

Joey wore Duct tape around his wrists to the OCCUPY rally in case the handcuffs chaffed his wrists in a "hipster arrest".

by Bettie Johnson October 17, 2011

Price Hipster

(n.) Somebody who always has the better price or better deal on an item than you no matter how cheap you got it for. This type of person also seems to get the hottest and most popular items out long before their release somehow.They think very highly of themselves because of this and they frequently belittle those who bought items at a higher price than they did.

Suzie Q: "Wow I got such a sweet deal on my new 32 in. LED TV that I got today! $200 bucks what a steal!"

Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."

Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."

by MagicMann January 25, 2013

Alaskan hippy van

An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it

Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up

by The flaming dildo February 11, 2014