Hipster

based on observation it is a person, generally white, anywhere from their early 20s to 40s that has come "slumming" back into the inner city because its now cool to come back into the "neighborhood" (another way of saying its safe for androgynous white people), most likely via a bicycle, to show everyone how cool they are by practically all wearing the same square rim glasses and pants so tight their testicles (or ovaries) are literally split in half. this is perhaps why most of them are complete assholes.

casual onlooker 1: Is that guy alright?
casual onlooker 2: which guy?
casual onlooker 1: The anorexic looking one.
casual onlooker 2: who?
casual onlooker 1: That guy (pointing)...the one on the schwinn roadster with the square rim glasses...dear god it looks like he's got a testicle in each pant pocket.
casual onlooker 2: that's a guy?
casual onlooker 1: i think he's one of those "hipsters"?

by imsonotcoolitsridiculous May 9, 2014

Hipster

A hipster is a gentrified hippy

Those hipsters look so skanky but smell like organic lavender oil

by אנטון May 15, 2015

Hipster

A hipster is a mockery of an INTJ brought to you by the media and companies desperately hanging onto the line between bankruptcy and not.

Hipster:I'm a hipster because I buy Vans.

INTJ: But apparently your unconventional thinking isn't so unconventional considering you haven't seen through this blatant scam.

by SocialNeko April 17, 2015

hipster

Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans

Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool

by WR weener August 19, 2013

Hipster

Anyone who wears a flannel. Also a pretty large beard with gauges, and you may see the majority of hipsters at panera typing on a type writer.

Did you see those guys yesterday. They had flannels on and were using a type writer don't worry they're just hipsters.

by toxic123 January 26, 2014

Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)

You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis

by flycasual November 30, 2011

Hipster

A person whose style is influenced by many different genres (of dressing). They usually wear lots of flannels and ironic graphic tee shirts, but not always. Sometimes, preppy styles are mixed with casual clothes. When being called a hipster, they always deny it. They either listen to indie rock, alternative rock, hardcore rap, or a really diverse taste of almost anything.

He's such a hipster; I saw him wearing colored skinny jeans at the Vampire Weekend concert in Portland.

by Mufasa af January 20, 2015