Virginia Dirt Hippo

noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.

“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”

by Fiddlincheddar November 28, 2018

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Hippo

A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with no body hair.

See Bear for a similar word.

Hippo Ex.

“James really got big over the past few years... I think I’m falling in love with his hairless ass”

by Mei9119 July 27, 2018

Putrid Hippo

To fart a stinker and let it collect inside a Thirsty Hippo. The Thirsty Hippo will then absorb the moisture from the fart.

I still remember the day when Carl gave Jennifer a putrid hippo for Christmas.

by Doent August 25, 2018

Hippo

This is what I call my fat ex girlfriend

your such a hippo

by Rider21 January 25, 2019

Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out

I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo

by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018

hippo

when you hook up with some camp boys and forget that your friend forgot to write you a letter/make you a video saying goodbye

"olivia is going to be pissed at me cause I forgot to make her video before she left for camp"
"it's fine maybe she'll hippo"

by lucethegoose July 1, 2019