Games, quiz's, and generic questionnaires that infest social networking sites like Facebook and Myspace. These items will usually ask you to partake in their activity also, thus spreading the virtual disease.
1) "There is nothing on my friends page but Virtual Herpes!"
2) "I took this quiz a friend sent me and now I have Virtual Herpes"
2) "I took this quiz a friend sent me and now I have Virtual Herpes"
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Get the herpes licker mug.a rhyming poem about someones activities in the bathroom, usually written on the wall inside a stall.
Here I sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted. On the seat I wait and wait, I guess its time to masturbate. Now I've cum and now I'll go see you tomorrow fucking bowl.
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Get the Here I sit mug.Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...
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Get the herpes monkey mug.A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
It is very painful, and irritating.
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