Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.

Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!

by Lt. One-Eye October 4, 2006

furry helmet

The act of ramming a shaved or waxed head up a girl's fuzzy burrow. This is considered one of the most sensual things a twat missionary can do to give back to his hoe.

Winston was not afraid to return Hilary's favor, but he did not want to touch her moist n saggy, so he pulled a furry helmet on her nasty ass.

by Smokin' Shoehorn January 27, 2007

Trojan Helmet

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.

"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

helmet

A name given to a circumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has a circumcised penis. Used as the opposite of sock, i.e. an uncircumcised guy's penis.

This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.

Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"

Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."

Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"

Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"

by Yorko February 26, 2008

Purple Helmet Warriors

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

cracked helmet

Ugly face...Often used in reference to a butterface

She's got a kickin' body...Too bad about her cracked helmet.

by jiveturkey001 September 28, 2005

Muddy Helmet

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita

She lets me fuck her in the ass but I have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before I get a blow job

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010