hamburger helper

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

hamburger curtains

when a girl, (most likely a whore or porn star) is so blown out and loose that the outer labia of her vagina resemble well-cooked red meat, or roast beef

damn yo, i fucked her, but she been hit a few thousand times, you shoulda seen the hamburger curtains on her

by j deezy August 20, 2007

hamburger

1. An american car that had performance modifications that you would normaly see on an import.

See also Ricer

That cavalier with the honda sticker in the window is hamburgered out.

by J-law March 11, 2005

Hamburger Helper

the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer

Aye, Hamburger Helper texted me today and wants to meet

by lmaoobob December 8, 2016

Hamburger

Slang for girls pussy

Chilcutt really like Destiny hamburger

by Kadadi September 7, 2019

samuel hamburger

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017

harmburger

A delicious yet dangerous burger. It is hard to resist even though it can harm you.

"Hey man look at this sick scar I got from eating a harmburger yesterday!"

by cannedbacon April 20, 2015