halfords

Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!

Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.

by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006

Habbo

Habbo is good for the soul.

I'm gonna go play Habbo so God loves me!

by the Habbo October 21, 2008

haboing

Basically, another way to say "psyche".

Richard Simmons is pretty straight...haboing!

by Derek F. May 1, 2006

[Habbo Baby]

Cute but so anoying habbo players.

Baby: Ewwo Pwitty Wady

Parent: Hello Cutie!

Baby: 'SmwileshAGwummySwmile'

Parent: Aww Hunney, Can I Adopt Yhoo? -Picks U Up And Hugs U-

Baby: 'SwaysFwirstWord' Mwamwa!

Parent: :o OMFG! MY LIL DHARLIN JUST SAID MAMA!!!!!!!

Nooby Trasher: -Bangs Ur Head Against A Wall; Get A Life Baby.

Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Parent: LEAVE HER ALONE!

Nooby Trasher: Shes Just A Dumb Habbo Baby...

by StuffLykkMe January 31, 2009

Haboot

When u got some one so hard in football you go damnnnn

Look at number 95 and haboot he just got hit hard

by Bigdickjohn 420 69 April 18, 2016

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003

haboob

a question on a card in the game of trivial pursuit.

"what happens when a haboob explodes?" the answer to this question would be a sandstorm.

"what happens when a haboob explodes?"

by Hrundi V. Bakshi May 13, 2005