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Honey Monster

A gentleman, usually a friend, who manages to find and seduce many desirable females in a polite manner despite an apparent lack or drout of such women.
Elliot: Dude, did you hear Ed has got himself another new honey and I can't even find one.

Rob: Man, that guy is a Honey Monster.
by E EL DEE August 3, 2008
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honey baked blunt

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.
Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!
by Dreadlock_Starr13 January 29, 2009
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honey badger

A vicious and very hardy feral animal that can withstand attacks, stings, and even snake bites yet keeps on killing and eating. Metaphorically, an assistant or political operative who takes a similar "no-holds-barred" approach and is always on the attack despite attacks and reprisals.
"Official Washington and its counterparts around the globe are struggling to understand just how much the honey badgers are now running the show." - TIME magazine, 13 February 2017
by al-in-chgo February 4, 2017
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Honey-Dicked

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.
Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.
by Jack Dester November 5, 2019
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honey baked

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit
This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now
by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007
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honey wookums

A sweet nickname for your significant other that shows there's no shame in your relationship
Hey honey wookums!
Hey lover!
by honeywookums April 20, 2014
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Honey in my tea

Honey in my tea is a classic prank that can be pulled on anybody.

The honey in my tea prank is good for people who are interested in novels, anime and manga, since they spend majority of their time reading and drinking tea. You pull this off by opening a packet of honey and dunking that shit into the cup. The recipient will not find this funny, and will probably tip their cup out into the sink because it tastes funny.
Jack: "I will put this packet of honey in Finns tea"
John: "Okay."
-10 minutes later-
Finn: "WHO THE HELL, PUT HONEY IN MY TEA!?"

-Finn proceeds to punch a locker and run out the room crying-
by Chromebrass August 7, 2016
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