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shadey grove

A form of shade; a lane of it's own that has taken a route for a dead end; can be viewed as a diss or the vague truth no one wanted to hear out loud
Oooo Honey, you are just a plan ole nasty Shadey Grove.
by DecemberLov3 July 21, 2014
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Elk Grove Cover Up

When you break policy, but your boss is a moron and his boss is weak and has no background in AP so you just call it a day and drink some bud heavies at home.
I was going to type up the report, but the bud heavies were calling my name so I pulled the ol Elk Grove Cover Up.
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Oak Grove Elementary

A place where it is easy to get hot ass girlfriends.
im gonna go to oak grove elementary to get me a smokin' hot prom date!
by John Yang April 20, 2018
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twin grove

This is a town residing in Illinois that only locals acknowledge as an actual town.
Guy1-Bro have you ever heard of twin grove?

Guy2-Nah man, that place don't exist.
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elliott joseph groves.

elliott joseph groves will light up your day and your smile. he is incredibly good looking and will always be there for you. he is very musical and intelligant and knows how to have a good time. he is a little weird at time but that it just how you love him. need a pick me up? call elliott/ he's you rboy for a good time and some good convorsation. he WINS at everything. so he is a winner. try to take him down; it aint possible!!
damn i wish i had "elliott joseph groves." right now.
by hurrflerumpkinz August 4, 2010
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Grove OTR

The best place for food Adelaide. Everything is so cheap and the services is great. Just kidding cunt the only reason cunts go their is to dack jerky and monsters. The Indian cunt at the front of the store is clueless and has no clue what’s going on while 5 cunts dack 30 bucks worth of food each. If the cunt knows what’s going on the lads say fuck off dog we know where you live you gronk. Sometime cunts stand at the front and ask him how much are the hotdogs when there is no hotdogs even there. If you get caught racking all you say is say mums cunt or are you refusing. The Indian cunt is only there past 12:00am if there is a white guy there you are screwed. But the Indian is so dumb he thinks people just looking for food but they walk out with 1 person buying a snickers bar while they leave laughing about how much of a loser the paki cunt is
“Shit cunt the Indian is at the Grove OTR”
Fuck cunt were racking the whole store the dog doesn’t know what’s going on
by kel dog January 27, 2022
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Indian Grove Elementary School

by far one of the worst elementary schools in Illinois.

The cafeteria food tastes like shit. Every thursday or friday they sell dominos pizza and that's still bad.
The lunch ladies are like prison guards. They hate when people talk. If the students talk after lunch is over, they count as high as they can (up to 20) and whatever number they get to, that is how much time you have off of recess.

Now let's get to the recess ladies. These fuckers are like prison guards but strict. You can't climb up slides, you can't go in the courtyards, and there is a ditch by the playground as well. They don't allow you to go in there unless you need to get a ball that went inside there. And if you guessed it right, they are like the lunch ladies. they do the same counting but instead of quiet lunch, it goes to time off of recess.

And now let's get to the teachers. The teachers make this place such a shithole. They have signs on their doors saying "bullying is never okay." People get teased and bullied in that elementary school almost every day by other students. These teachers take tattling above the line. They don't even care about anything if they are teachers from the 2nd-5th grade or the social worker.
???: Hey do you want to know why Indian Grove Elementary School sucks?

Student: Johnny slapped me on the face
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Marcus threatened to kill me on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Pamela pulled my hair on the playground
Teacher: That's tattling

Student: Albert called me a faggot.
Teacher: That's tattling and you earned yourself a trip to the principal's office for inappropriate language.

Student: *goes up to social worker*
Social Worker: what?
Student: Joseph keeps calling me a lardass.
Social Worker: that's tattling and I'm writing you up for innapropriate language.
by Anonomous4002 July 7, 2020
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