Poop Gravy

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.

While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!

by Murf Turds January 1, 2018

Gravy Grabber

Usually a construction worker who always takes the easy jobs

There Steve goes again grabbing up that gravy, looks like he'll be picken wire till first coffee, gravy grabber steve

by Rod God July 23, 2016

baby gravy

Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...

"Jesus Sean, you have got some super duper baby gravy."
"Don't I fucking know it."

by The Strut September 29, 2004

grundel gravy

The sweat that accumulates in the resevoir that is the spot between the penis (or vagina) and asshole. Usually smells worse than other forms of sweat and is probably toxic.

I went over to my girlfriend's house after soccer last night and while we were fucking around, she cleaned my gooch with her tonque. I'm pretty sure the grundel gravy killed her.

by MyGrundelKicksYourGrundelsAss March 27, 2007

gravy goblin

An extremely annoying and obese woman who will never hesitate to comment on the aroma of food within a 20 nautical mile radius. Also it is not uncommon for these creatures to become infatuated with angry corporate men and to fill water beds with gravy; hence the name.

Dan should never have carpooled with that gravy goblin: He tried to get out of talking during the drive by saying his air conditioner broke so he had no sleep the evening prior... This didn't work as she replied "you can stay at my place as long as you don't mind cats!"

by Roger Brubeck January 21, 2008

Baby Gravy

Sperm

Bob:I wanted gravy on my turkey, not your baby gravy.
Todd: Sorry, force of habit.

by IdidITWITHYOURMOM November 14, 2011

gooch gravy

When one takes part in extensive physical activity, residues of musky liquid builds up between the arse hole and the nutsack, often soaking the pubes and clegg nuts previously formed. This is then collected and fed to small south American children through a series of funnels

Lee: Just went for a run, sweating so much!
Rory: Eurgh I smell your gooch gravy from here!

by UmBongo August 31, 2013