A funny , but forgetful man . Typically has the tendency to lose all of his belongings.
He enjoys hanging out in the back of Wawa , usually digging up something he hid the night before.
After a nice long night drinking twisted teas , he takes a nice swim in the bushes.
He enjoys hanging out in the back of Wawa , usually digging up something he hid the night before.
After a nice long night drinking twisted teas , he takes a nice swim in the bushes.
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1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1. Sings all the time, and is one of the top actors in his age group. Really short, and micah makes jokes about his height. He has a lot of freckles, and good at most everything. Understands you when you don’t.
2.Really bad at math, Goofy, and likes the Patriots. A great future talk show host, and is the greatest procrastinator on the planet. Plays the trumpet, and will pout when you make trumpet jokes. Super chill.
1.
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
Milo: Can I sit there?
Graham: We all love me, but there’s no room.
Milo:
Milo: I sit next to you every day.
Milo: Your sitting by yourself.
2.
Milo: Alright, lets do the math project.
50 minutes later
Graham: ....so then I told her...,
The rest of the class: oooooooo
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