ain't got shit

Cannot beat the competition. At times used as a taunt towards an opponent.

D-Jay: Yo, Lil' Blood. Yo toy guns ain't got shit on mah rapid-fire blaster!
Lil' Blood: We'll see about that.

by MazingerZMkII May 19, 2014

Joe mama got ligma balls

Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

shit got real

Things getting serious.

"....And then 'shit got real', so I had to blast that bitch with my tech-nine."

by Diego August 30, 2003

I GOT DIS

when you see a situation going on, and your friend is about to do something, you stop them and say "I GOT DIS" like an idiot and do something to send yo self to the goddamn hospital

"Bro, I GOT DIS"

by Jake from State Farms Evil Twi September 29, 2013

got it for the low

Getting any type of Drug/Narcotics for a cheap Price.

My boys at the Trap house got it for the low

by Kaliff December 21, 2013

got yo back like chiropractic

A term used in "International Player's Anthem" by UGK featuring Outkast. Andre 3000 states "you know we got yo back like chiropractic", meaning, his friends will always be there for him. He uses the word chiropractic because chiropractors realign people's backs for a living.

Gabriel: I don't think Mr.Hunt will believe that I was sick
Me: Don't worry, you know I got yo back like chiropractic

by Mohinder Suresh November 30, 2007

got with

to hook-up with or make out with another individual

-Dude sam totally got with that chick this weekend
-Nice

by agroupofletters March 22, 2008