A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.
When one gets anally penetrated to the point where the anus is loose,appears to be large and gaping resembling a giant's face from the Dark Souls series made by
Hidetaka Miyazaki.
"Hey Josh. I've noticed Kyles been walking a little weird since his birthday passed."
Josh: "How much you wanna bet that his daddy gave me the ol' Dark Souls Giant?"