who gets al the bitches

Stefano

Who gets al the bitches? Stefano cuz he’s the goat

by Venom3 February 24, 2024

Dr.Geuss

A clear copycat of famous Dr.Seuss but with a G.

Man 1: Bro who is Dr.Geuss?
Man 2: Oh, a copycat of Dr.Seuss.

by Dr.Geuss March 22, 2024

bronx gets tampa bukkake and cuba get bukkake

.

😱:bronx gets tampa bukkake and cuba get bukkake

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Downy Gets Downy

When PC gets cleaned up by a non verbal, blind, autistic kid.

Fuck well bowled. Downy gets downy.

by Downy Provoker February 18, 2025

Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025

Shit Gets Shittier

When things get shittier.

P1: Bro hows that test?
P2: Man shit gets shittier with every word :(

by JoeDucking January 6, 2026

ur fetus has no genus

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult

Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.

Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*

by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018