Shut The Fuck Up Day

a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.

Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"

by NastyMoth December 19, 2020

National fuck day

You can fuck anyone you want on the 18th of October and do it to where there satisfied

National fuck day is a national day you can fuck anyone and get away with it

by Julibn October 17, 2019

National Fuck Juul Day

May 2nd. A week after 4/27, national juul day. This is a national holiday for people who hate big tobacco but still rip Juul.

"Yo bro did you know Malboro's parent company led a 13 billion dollar investment into Juul?"
"Fuck bro, good thing we have National Fuck Juul Day"

by theloserkid April 25, 2019

Fuck a furry day

On the 21st of July is fuck a furry day

guy 1: do you know what day it is?

guy 2: uhh thursday?

guy 1: its fuck a furry day!

by STUPID DUMB IDIOT >w< July 17, 2022

National Fuck a Ginger Day

June 6: National Fuck a ginger day- fuck a ginger here, there, anywhere.

Bro 1: wyd June 6

Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out

Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top

by AdultVirgin01 May 28, 2024

National Fucking Day

Today’s not your average Tuesday. Or Wednesday. Or whatever day it is. No, today is National F*cking Day — and whether you're interpreting that literally, metaphorically, or sarcastically, you're probably not wrong.

Me: Today's National Fucking Day!!Would you let me fuck you?
Her:Um fine i guess

by Alucardious August 31, 2025

Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him

It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day

by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025