National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

If someone says this you stop what you’re doing and dance

Me: hmm has 0 fibers
Eric: Fuck your fibers it’s dance time

(Both break out into dance)

by Love bugg March 22, 2021

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 02, 2021

whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

by Dukfuker101 January 16, 2017

Fuck yours

Ex husband can’t spell and texts Fuck yours instead of fuck you. you can’t stop laughing at how dumb he is.

Me. Hey are you going to pay child support this month? Ex, fuck yours! Me can’t stop laughing but still didn’t get the money.

by Brooklin F-Boi August 12, 2019

Have you lost your fucking mind !

its an expression you say when you are surprised and Shocked at the same time.

person 1 : i took your gold and sold it so i can buy a car

person 2 : Have you lost your fucking mind ! who did you ask !

by ghostoman August 31, 2023

Fuck your chickenstrips

A form of endearment

“I love you” “fuck your chickenstrips”

by Badb99 June 13, 2024