freeze gun

A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.

Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.

by zajo24 November 9, 2017

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fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

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Paul Freeze

Da hugely-popular 'n' prolific actor and narrator who really "gave you da chills" with his uniquely "icy" voice.

In da 1953 version of "War Of The Worlds", Paul Freeze does a great "cold opening" by quoting from H.G. Wells' book in a delightfully "frosty-toned" narration.

by QuacksO March 3, 2025

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Traumatic Freeze Up

When you freeze up in a defining moment and the effects are then traumatizing in the years to follow.

Dawg I was finally boutta clap and make her my wife but I got so nervous I froze, and when you’re a grower not a shower that shit is a traumatic freeze up

by The Hendonation July 6, 2020

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Florence Freeze

A milkshake created and drunk by Beatrice Middleton's best friend, Florence Rogers, known to her as "Flo". They most often drink it after a Silver Sneakers class has taken place. It's made of blueberries and several other fruits and based off of chocolate milk.

Beatrice: Whoah, that Silver Sneakers class was a killer!

Flo: You know, I'm in the mood for something creamy. How about a Florence Freeze?

Beatrice: Now you're talking! You know I like that.

Flo: This is a hit. It's gonna go all over the world!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 7, 2010

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