Dirt Squirt

The act of passing gas after anal sex where the semen coincidentally squirts out with the gas.

MAN: Why do you have that puzzled look on your face?
WOMAN: I need to change my panties.
MAN: Why?
WOMAN: Because you got back door action and I just had a case of the dirt squirts.

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

dink dirt

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

dirt balling

When a man ejaculates inside his sexual partner's anus, and then sucks out his ejaculate along with any lingering feces. He then proceeds to make out with his partner, passing the semen and feces into aforementioned partner's mouth.

John: "How was your first date with Steve?"
Morgan: "It was totally awesome. We went out for Thai, and then he introduced me to dirt balling. I've never tasted shit before."

by SHREDDYvanhalen July 5, 2011

Dirt Monkey

A man of arabic descent. Usually has a bad body odor and dirty feet. Also known as a "Mud Nigger".

These got damn dirt monkeys stink!

Mr. McCray is a got damn dirt monkey!

by TrueVeteran614 February 23, 2011

zoo dirt

anything that smells like booty dust.

Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas.

by Lou Epstein December 3, 2006

dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper July 9, 2007

Dirt Hole

This is that dirty little hole most men dream of dumping there greek cheese into. It is called dirthole since it is the hole shit comes from. It can be a clean hole to fuck if you blast warm water from a water bottle into it. Ps. make sure your in the shower for this task. After that you can ground and pound that asshole all you want.

I would love to grab sara's pretty little ass and pound my dick into her juicy little dirt hole.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012