Captain Flex

A gymaholic mound of muscle who's either at the gym, or using the weights bench in his living room, in a bid to get rid of his chubby, youthful looks. Most likely to be found constantly flexing in front of 6th formers and frequently spraying them down with his mr muscle spray.

Captain Flex's movement resulted in such a gun show that it caused his jeans to rip. "Damn you fifteens!"

by Durk Durka February 3, 2009

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Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

by Fcking_Chuck May 20, 2022

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flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 4, 2017

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Flex on Gex

The act of flexing on Gex. May be used to refer to flexing on Gex himself, or applied more broadly to any situation.

I’m gonna Flex on Gex so hard tonight, Jackman’s gonna have to transport me in the ambulance.

by Fagbag jackson December 20, 2021

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Flex-Mas

When one shows off - flexes - there christmas gifts within the next week after christmas.

S "shit man nice jacket, shoes, hat"
K "yeh man xmas presents'
S ' ahh standard Flex-mas'

by GPSK December 23, 2009

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Instagram flexing

When you make out with a beautiful chick just to show her off to your friends.

- Damn dog you kissed her for a minute and you flex the hell of out her instagram.

- yeah that was the point you fool but don't tell anyone
- straight instagram flexing !
- don't worry, she'll never know, I'll make out with her two more times I guess

by N0_D1gn1ty February 6, 2020

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