Fecal Portal

Alternate name for one's butthole or anus.

I had some dark matter come out of my fecal portal the other night.

by Meguymandudeboy January 27, 2017

Fecality

An absolutely terrible television program.

e.g. shitcom, shitshow

The latest season of Survivor was a total Fecality show.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Fecal moss

When a turd sticks to the side of the toilet.

I noticed you planted some fecal moss upstairs.

by honkingdirtsnakes May 15, 2025

The Fecal Fountain

The act of simultaneously performing a 1080 degree pirouette while expressing diarrhea.

Man, I think Bob is loosing it. He got arrested for hooking up a crowded bus with The Fecal Fountain. WTF?

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 8, 2019

Fecality

A fecality is when you throw someone to the ground so hard, that their autonomous nervous system malfunctions and causes them to defecate.

Analogous to “fatality”.

Chad 1: did you hear about Estéban’s Dad causing that shoplifter to have a fecality?

Chad 2: What!? No dude, what’s that!?

Chad 1: he judo threw him so hard that he shit himself.

by Dr Wizard December 2, 2025

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016