European Princess

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

by poopietuesday July 26, 2022

european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.

Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.

by Halonn January 23, 2017

European cleaning

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

european telephone

The act of farting into a megaphone.

john got pissed of at jim so he gave him a european telephone, right in the face!!!

by poo pocet March 29, 2011

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

European Switch

A phenomenon in American political discourse where European countries are either socialist or capitalist depending on whether or not it benefits the argument you are trying to make.

"Europe countries aren't socialist, they're capitalist countries with strong social safety nets."

"Okay, lets build a strong social safety net."

"No that's socialism."

"A yes, the old European Switch."

by epic bruh gamer March 14, 2020