equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

Equinox Tuxedo

To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.

"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"

by Equinox Tuxedo May 30, 2014

Equilidrian

The state of one's kitchen cupboard when all the empty jars and lids match up.

While tidying up my kitchen cupboards the other day, I thought I'd chuck out all the lids that didn't match jars and the jars that didn't have matching lids. But to my surprise, my cupboard was in a state of Equilidrian, and all the lids matched up with all the empty jars. Wicked!

by Berry Blue Jelly July 26, 2014

Equi-task

To allot equal time to several different tasks, each exclusively and in sequence. The opposite of multi-tasking, it encourages equal division of remaining time into regular chunks and assignation to each chunk a single task to be focused on exclusively. This is the opposite of the multi-tasking approach that tries to balance focus on all objectives concurrently.

"The human mind is not equipped to multi-task, but it can equi-task as though the software was written for the hardware in direct machine language."

"Equi-tasking is the load-balancing of executive time management."

by OwenF August 7, 2014

Equitearoones

The repetitive relapse of a relationship, involving two people who fall in and out of love with each other on a regular basis.

Person one - Hey Bill and Julie are going out again

Person two - Really? That's like five times.

Person one - I know, Bill always Equitearoones with his girls

by WordCreation1 January 12, 2014

equiltilibrium

Having the ability to share a quilt in bed. Masters of this are able to roll, turn and snuggle without actually moving the quilt relative to their body; thus being considerate of their partner, and symmetry in general.

The equiltilibrium was completely off, so I grabbed a sleeping bag instead.

by Bobannaliffia May 4, 2015

equine strike

During intercourse the act of periodically pulling out your shlong and slapping her across the face with it to make sure she knows who's the boss

I had to deliver multiple equine strikes to my girlfriend who wanted to text while fucking.

by Horse bacon July 25, 2016