When the other person defacates onto a shlong which is soft so it misses and causes a mess on the floor to clean up
Lil Pump: Hey bro did you see that clip of famous soundcloud rapper Pinomin getting an Elite Toxic Barrel? His micro PP couldn't handle it
by Tafuk May 03, 2023
A fine established massage parlour within the outskirts of a shit hole town called Crewe in Cheshire. They offer a range of grubby sexual services to the desperate and needy.
P - Hey Richie fancy going to the Cheshire Elites for a blow and go lad.
R - Nah P, I'm feeling like a golden shower this time round, ooooaaah.
R - Nah P, I'm feeling like a golden shower this time round, ooooaaah.
by J Dawg & K Dawg January 18, 2025
by Elite Team October 30, 2019
A strange phenomenon mostly native to Urban Dictionary where the top entries about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles feel the need to bitch and whine about Power Rangers. It is parallel,but not entirely similar,to the way a medium handful of people from the old internet proclaimed cartoons to be superior to anime and hated anything animated in Japan,although Power Rangers is technically an adaptation of Super Sentai and not Japanese,however the parallels are still there. An additional thing to note is that the two series have both crossed over multiple times,be it in television or comic form,and as of writing the two are currently in franchise development hell or at least close to it.
EXAMPLE ONE:
Tommy: "I like Power Rangers."
Larry (while violently convulsing): "FUCK YOU POWER RANGER FANS FOR RUINING TMNT WITH YOUR SISSY ZORDS,THE TURTLES COULD KICK THE RANGER'S ASSES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
Tommy: "Keep your Turtle Elitism to yourself,you old douchebag. Also,which rangers specifically?"
Larry: "FUCK!"
EXAMPLE TWO:
Frank: "I'm sick of seeing Turtle Elitism every time I look up the definition of the TMNT on Urban Dictionary."
Mari: "Why were you looking up the definition of TMNT on Urban Dictionary in the first place?"
Frank: "Boredom."
Tommy: "I like Power Rangers."
Larry (while violently convulsing): "FUCK YOU POWER RANGER FANS FOR RUINING TMNT WITH YOUR SISSY ZORDS,THE TURTLES COULD KICK THE RANGER'S ASSES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!"
Tommy: "Keep your Turtle Elitism to yourself,you old douchebag. Also,which rangers specifically?"
Larry: "FUCK!"
EXAMPLE TWO:
Frank: "I'm sick of seeing Turtle Elitism every time I look up the definition of the TMNT on Urban Dictionary."
Mari: "Why were you looking up the definition of TMNT on Urban Dictionary in the first place?"
Frank: "Boredom."
by Lazthedictionist July 31, 2024
The people born between 1997-2003. They are natural crackheads and the true meaning of ‘I am not living, I am just existing’.
by Let’s get this bread January 31, 2020
Person 1: Man oh man wish I wish I were one of the elite.
Person 2: Sucks to be you I already am, I’m a Twitter user.
Person 2: Sucks to be you I already am, I’m a Twitter user.
by the official dicktionary January 21, 2021