physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018

Educative Coded

Something that's super common, but lowkey toxic and a big red flag

Bro, constantly checking your ex's social media is so educative coded, you gotta let that toxicity go

by wheezeattheghosts February 24, 2024

Education slap

When somebody slaps someone with a school book

Hans grabbed a book and education slapped Bob

by Satanslefthand666 May 27, 2015

coffee educator

A teacher in their 50's who spends on average $1551.25 a year on starbucks coffee, you never see them without coffee in their hands. They are hyperactive and gets distracted a lot talking about their own life. They most likely have a keurig in their classroom that is brewing 24/7.

My teacher is definitely a "coffee educator" I love her.

by pugglegirly April 25, 2017

Educational PTSD

Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.

Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.

by ScienceRules3298 June 04, 2023

Hillbilly Homeschool Education

The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"

Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.

by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020

Russian education

A class in Russia called "the art of oral sex"

Dude, that girl has a Russian education.

by Ur anis May 12, 2015