The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
by Dick November 22, 2004
a pussy
by Cameran Carr October 17, 2010
Eddie Walker is all the craze at the moment as he has won the meat beating competition against Alex Murry, who was the previous 9 time world meat beating champion. Eddie currently works for the CCC, The close relative to a specific group in the south of the US that hates a specific group of people. He got demoted from president after he killed Jed Del Zotto, an icon in the CCC.
Eddie Walker is cute
by Jed Del Zotto's Wife September 07, 2023
Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 07, 2015
"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"
"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."
"-Do you know rollerblades ?
-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."
"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."
"-Do you know rollerblades ?
-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."
by genesis maraboutator October 01, 2017
a very handsome man,who has a angry personality when you first meet them but an amazing caring person once you meet him, he has freckles, pretty grey-green eyes that match his smoke perfectly, he has an amazing personality and his laugh is the best thing ever. He is very overprotective over the people he loves or cares about and he gets angry quick. He dyes his hair quite a bit, But he has no flaws to them, and he gets excited over small things. He is very handsome and important to a lot of people, and I think he's a very snazzy person. :
by BugMan_01 June 25, 2021
Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 22, 2023