The result of either a)richuals b) shots c)chugging or d)a mixture of the above on one such individual widely known as Sooass. Usually accompanied by his accomplice 'Dick', Fast Eddie becomes red in the face, makes inappropriate comments to females in the vicinity, dances as if he's on speed, and wakes up in an unknown location usually with no memory of the night before.
Did you guys see Fast Eddie grabbing boobs, doing the robot, puking in the cab, ripping his clothes off and pouring drinks on himself? It was hilarious, I can't wait to party with Fast again.
by Dick November 22, 2004
Get the Fast Eddiemug. a pussy
by Cameran Carr October 19, 2010
Get the Eddie Leighmug. by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022
Get the Speddy Eddiemug. Without their knowledge, you fill someone's pockets with hollandaise sauce. Then you clap their pockets in public so the hollandaise sprays everywhere.
"I thought I was getting breakfast, and all I got was a front eddy."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
"My morning was going great until Fred Front Eddy'd me."
by Inventorsofthefronteddy March 7, 2015
Get the front eddymug. Eddie Walker is all the craze at the moment as he has won the meat beating competition against Alex Murry, who was the previous 9 time world meat beating champion. Eddie currently works for the CCC, The close relative to a specific group in the south of the US that hates a specific group of people. He got demoted from president after he killed Jed Del Zotto, an icon in the CCC.
by Jed Del Zotto's Wife September 6, 2023
Get the Eddie Walkermug. by Dakarkar April 10, 2016
Get the a cousin eddiemug. A water pipe percolator designed and created by glass blower Tommy garrison. creates a swirling action greatly resembling a river eddy.
by Tombombilla June 7, 2018
Get the Eddy percmug.