early doucet

Pronounced ur-lee deuce ette

1. Wide Receiver for the American Football Arizona Cardinals

2. The female act of rushing into the bathroom to defecate after someone declared they needed to use it.

3. a tiny explosion of fecal material from the anus which precedes a larger deuce

I was running late for work and my girlfriend pulled an early doucet. I couldn't brush my teeth without gagging and I went to work with my clothes smelling like ass.

I was running for the toilet but the early doucet touched cloth before I managed to drop my drawers.

by IPUface November 13, 2011

Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween

Russel Early has a legendary booty

by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018

In the early

When your so tired that you make this mistake of not saying "In the morning".

I better sooo to sleep so I don’t have to get up "in the early".

by Kenzie_coffey July 2, 2018

Jesus it’s early

When you wake up at 3 in the afternoon and need a beer.

Jesus it’s early, lys, get me a beer!

by Junior A god August 1, 2018

Early humor effect

The act of putting major adult innuendos and adult humor in a children’s show to the point where children growing up knowing more than just only stereotypical kiddie stuff.

Shows like the American animated TV series, Spongebob Squarepants, have this kind of humor.

The early humor effect is so amazing I wish all modern shows today had it than just gross fart jokes and potty humor which isn’t really funny.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

early adulthood

Early Adulthood: This stage extends from 20-30 years. As an adult, the individual takes a firmer place in society, usually holding a job, contributing to community and maintaining a family/care of offspring.

The twenties and thirties are often thought of as early adulthood.

by ItJustSoHappens February 15, 2019

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023