A common disorder where a person displays multiple personalities: One in person, and one on Facebook.
Kevin: "Damn, have you met that girl I work with L'fondra?"
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
George: "Yeah, shes a weirdo in person, but she acts all cool on Facebook. She must have Dissociative Facebook Identity Disorder."
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Beekeepers where shocked and stunned, when they learned, that their once thriving hives, had been emptied due to an occurence of colony collapse disorder.
by Joe Rodolico December 26, 2008
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Guy: Hey I've known you for quite sometime and he have some good times together, do you want to go out on a date?
Girl: No, I don't think so. Oh! That reminds me! John has the same exact car you do, and you both look so much alike, and he just moved here from New York City. We're going out tonight! He's so hot!
Guy: I hate sluts with Geopreference Disorder!
Girl: No, I don't think so. Oh! That reminds me! John has the same exact car you do, and you both look so much alike, and he just moved here from New York City. We're going out tonight! He's so hot!
Guy: I hate sluts with Geopreference Disorder!
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Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.
You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.
Continued fisting caused MVD (Macrovaginal Disorder) in my girlfriend.
You don't want to date her, she has macrovaginal disorder.
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When Richard started his rant about social anxiety, he wanted to include as many details, knowledgeable ramblings, amusing anecdotes, and examples of his brilliance as possible. To stop this flow of thoughts with punctuation would seem like a stifling act of cruelty, so his indention deficit disorder made him keep the the words flowing, in an endless stream. It was neverending, verbose, random, and yet full of ego and intellect at the same time. It was very hard to follow, and heads exploded as lesser brains try to stay on task and follow the stream of words as they trickled across the page like a black and white pattern of useless letters with no sight of white space anywhere on the page. No breaks, no breathing room...
by TX Starfish March 2, 2009
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It has gone to locations as diverse as Canada, Australia, New Zealand, USA, Europe, South America, China and Africa.
It has starred mountain bike legends such as Steve Peat, John Cowan, Paul Basagoitia, Darren Barrecloth, Cedric Gracia, Nathan Rennie, Wade Simmons, Cameron McCaul, Andre Lacondeguy, Sam Hill and Bender.
It has gone to locations as diverse as Canada, Australia, New Zealand, USA, Europe, South America, China and Africa.
It has starred mountain bike legends such as Steve Peat, John Cowan, Paul Basagoitia, Darren Barrecloth, Cedric Gracia, Nathan Rennie, Wade Simmons, Cameron McCaul, Andre Lacondeguy, Sam Hill and Bender.
Darren Barrecloth: Screw You Coppers! You'll Never Stop The Disorder!
If you ever need to pump yourself up before you try something gnarly, watch New World Disorder.
If you ever need to pump yourself up before you try something gnarly, watch New World Disorder.
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Michael suffered from post traumatic status disorder when his photo of dinner at The French Laundry only got 7 Likes.
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